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-Is that French your speaking(Grandma)
No, It's Spanich(Jaimie)-
-Ba dum Chi(Justin and Jaimie)-
-[Jaimie, turns to her mom after a Earthquake tremor happens] Dont worry mommy it was only a temble(Babi Jaimie)-
-I Feel Sweat!(Babi Jaimie)-
-A baby pig is a piglet, a baby chicken is a chicklet(Jaimie)-
-al-ew-minum[australian style](Jack)-
-When it rains, it snows(Dad)-
-I didn't mean to pull of it's tail... [crys] Now all the geckos are gunna come get me(Jaimie)-
-Indians DONT Burn! [8 hours later, Dad's burnt and bubbly] Hmm.. Guess they do.(Dad)-
-In the heart of payshin use a kingdom [Sign reads: In the heat of passion, use a condom!](Kid Jaimie)-
-Be careful! I don't want you to get abducted Jaimie and Sarah!(Dad) [Sarah takes a heavy sigh] You mean adopted!(Sarah)-
-Later Days!(The Weekenders)-
-Gotta Blaze!(Max,Dark Angel)-
-Are you gunna have any roast pig?(Mom) No I think I'll just have some Pork(Jaimie) [2 seconds later] Oh.. Yeah.. Okay(Jaimie)-
-Can you think of any dumb lines dad? Uh.. I mean Cute Quotes?[smiles](Jaimie)-
-Greg. You can catch more flies with honey then with vinager!(Mom)
yeah daddy you can catch more flies than vinager!(Kid Jaimie)-
-Piss~getty(Babi Di)-
-Gim E Kishes(Babi Di)-
[See's a sign with a man and a woman for the washroom] That washroom's bi-sexual!(Dad)-
-Seeing Eye Cane(Dad)-
-Oh those are for blind people when thier driving(Mom)-
-Do NOT Go in there WOOOOO- Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura pet Dectective
-I looked.. But I didn't really look(Dad)-
-What's with all the god damn fucking swearing?(Dad)-
-I'll be white black(Fuzz)-
-It tastes like burning(Ralph Wiggum)-
[Ralph sticks a flute in his nose and blows] *toot* "That's some goood fluting boy"(Mr Wiggum)-
-What? It's not everyday your best friend grows a penis!(Anna Faris, in The Hot Chick)-
-Are you stalking me? Cause that would be super!(Dan)-
-Sweeeeet(James Kirk)-
-If the dentist gases me and I wake up with my pants undone.. We're sueing!- James in FD2
-justinz gurl 4lyfe(For Justin, By Tijana)-
-bah-biddy!!!(William trying to say Strawberry!)-
-What hurts you, only makes you stronger-
-Go big or GO HOME(Stevo)-
-It's Party Time!!(Party Boy)-
-DOH!(Homer Simpson)-
-OMFG Stan's parents on South Park are my mom and dad(Me)-
-To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world-
-" I was naive, your love was like candy.. atifically sweet I was decieved by the wrapping. I was pray in your bed. And devoered completly(Christina Aguilera, Walk Away)-
-I Live For This Shit(Vin Diesel, XxX)-
-Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass-
-. buspass
$1.50 per popsicle
$1.00 drink/chips
Spending the day with Tijana.. Priceless- (Me)
-Keep believeing babi, Cause everything happens for a reason(Aaron Carter,keep believeing)-
-Your right Jack. I would be a crummy dad(Will) I said that to hurt you.(Jack) No you didnt.(Will) No, Your a nice caring, thoughtful, wonderful person(Jack) You're just trying to make me feel better(Will) No! Where would the joy be outta that?(Jack) True(Will) I know, because you've been a good dad to me for 1o years.(Jack) Aww, Wanna stop for ice cream?(Will) [Looks sad] Naww(Jack) Hmmm wanna go to the bar, and check out hot guys?(Will) [Jack looks at Will] I Love You Daddy!(Jack)..(From Will and Grace)-
-Now what to do? My heart has been bruised. So sad, But it's true.. Each Beat reminds me of you(Christina Aguilera, Walk Away)-



MORE TO COME

WILL BE UPDATED AFTER CANADIAN IDOL

Poem. From The Hot Chick
Boyz are cheatz & liarz, they're such a big disgrace.
They will tell u anything to get to second base ball, baseball
he things he's gunna score if u let him go all the way
then u are a Hor ticultre studies flowers. Geoligists studies rocks.
The only thing a guy wantz from u is a place
to put his Cock roaches, beetles, butterflies & bugs.
Nothin makez him happier than a giant pair of jug glerz & acrobats & a dancin bear named Chuck.
All guys really want to do.. is - Forget it No such luck!
(Jessica and April, The Hot Chick)

-Have you ever been low? have you ever had someone that let you down?- Kelly Clarkson, Low